Afroman - Crazy Rap (Video ufficiale e testo)

Afroman - Crazy Rap testo

Wait a minute man

'ey check this out man (tell it)

It was this blind man right? (This this man check it)

It was this blind man right?

N he was feelin his way down the street with this sick right?(Yeah)

Ey he walked past this fish market ya know what i'm sayin(Fish market)

He stopped he took a deep breath n he said



(breathin in) Whoa! Good morning ladies.



(Laughing in background)

You like that shit man?(That was pretty good)

Ey man i got a gang o' dat shit man

Hey Ill tell ya what

My man on tha gutair

You on the drums

ey ey yall gather round the mic

ill tell you all my mothafuckin jokes i got man

First I'mma start it off like this

Help me sing it homeboy!

C'mon!



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that Tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems,

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on datin' rims

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will



well it was just sun down

in a small white town

they call it east side palmdale

when the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale..(hell)

well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's

when i met a lil' girl named Jan (jan)

i let her ride in my caddy

'cause i didn't know her daddy

was the leader of the ku-klux-klan

we fucked on the bed

fucked on the floor

fucked so long

i grew a fuckin' afro

then i fucked to the left

fucked to the right

she sucked my dick

til the shit turned white

i thought to myself

sheeba, sheeba!

got my asss lookin' like a zebra

i put on my clothes

and i was on my way

till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet

so i ran, jumped out the back window

but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4

oh he beat me to the left

he beat me to the right

the mothafucker whooped my ass all night

but i ain't mad

at her prejudice dad

that's the best dam pussy i eva had

gotta bag of weed

and a bottle of wine

i'm gonna fucked that bitch

just one more time



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that Tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems,

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on datin' rims

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will



i met this lady in Hollywood

she had green hair but damn she look good

i took her to my house 'cause she was fine

but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

i met this lady from Japan

never made love with an african

i fucked her once, i fucked her twice

i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

don't be amazed at the stories i tell you

i met a woman in the heart of Australia

had a big butt and big titties too

so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

see i met this woman from Hawaii

stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"

lips was breakfast

pussy was lunch

then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

met Kernal Sanders wife

in the state of Kentucky

she said i'll fry some chicken

if you'd just fuck me

I came in her mouth

it was a crisis

i gave her my secret blend

of herbs and spices



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that Tumbleweed

As the marijuana burns

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong...

(fades out.)